Ranger Pudding

Ranger Pudding

Cocoa Coffee Scrub Goat Milk Soap

💣 MISSION READY FOR:

• Early mornings, late nights, and third-cup-of-coffee kind of days
• Scrubbing off sand, salt, or sleep
• Those who served, stirred, and suffered through MREs with style

KEY INGREDIENTS:

• Goat Milk – Creamy base to balance the grit
• Coffee Grounds  – Serious exfoliation and caffeinated skin perks
• Cocoa Butter – Smooths and softens, like tactical chocolate

All ingredients: Goat milk, coconut oil, olive oil, lard, sodium hydroxide (lye), beeswax, cocoa butter, vanilla infused jojoba oil, honey, cocoa powder, coffee grounds, instant coffee granules, sea salt.

SCENT PROFILE:
Rich coffee. Dark chocolate. A whisper of vanilla.
Smells like a field-expedient mocha — minus the mess kit.

VETERAN’S NOTE:
"Named after the legendary dessert created in the field from sugar packets, instant coffee, and whatever you could scrounge. It smells like a midnight guard shift and feels like a morale boost in bar form."

Scrub hard. Smell amazing. And hydrate — always hydrate.