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Gamma Goat Soap Company
Ranger Pudding
Ranger Pudding
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Ranger Pudding
Cocoa Coffee Scrub Goat Milk Soap
💣 MISSION READY FOR:
✅ Early mornings, late nights, and third-cup-of-coffee kind of days
✅ Scrubbing off sand, salt, or sleep
✅Those who served, stirred, and suffered through MREs with style
🌿 KEY INGREDIENTS:
- Goat Milk – Creamy base to balance the grit
- Coffee Grounds – Serious exfoliation and caffeinated skin perks
- Cocoa Butter – Smooths and softens, like tactical chocolate
All ingredients: Goat milk, coconut oil, olive oil, lard, sodium hydroxide (lye), beeswax, cocoa butter, vanilla infused jojoba oil, honey, cocoa powder, coffee grounds, instant coffee granules, sea salt.
🍯 SCENT PROFILE:
Rich coffee. Dark chocolate. A whisper of vanilla.
Smells like a field-expedient mocha — minus the mess kit.
🔥 VETERAN’S NOTE:
Named after the legendary dessert created in the field from sugar packets, instant coffee, and whatever you could scrounge. It smells like a midnight guard shift and feels like a morale boost in bar form.
Scrub hard. Smell amazing. And hydrate — always hydrate.
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